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What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! How can you tell a family doesn't celebrate Christmas? The lights are on, but nobody's a gnome. {"ViewRendering.BroadSearch":20,"SearchController.BroadSearch()":327,"AthenaClient.Search":59,"AthenaClient.Search":69,"AthenaClient.Search":33,"AthenaClient.Search":41,"AthenaClient.Search":38,"AthenaClient.Search":37,"SumOfAllMeasurementsBelowReportingThreshold":39}. What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey! What do hip hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap. What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included". You dress up as Santa Claus 4. Which Limp Bizkit song do elves listen to while building toys? He did it all for the cookies! What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws! Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

 

How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! What do you call a blind reindeer?. December 17, 2010 need some nerdy chemist/engineer humor July 9, 2010 You think puns in *one* language are bad. your mum is so fat that I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing!. .. Of course if you use that everyone who recognizes that card (like me) will instantly think you ripped it off, but that might help your creative juices.posted by straw at 7:15 PM on September 12, 2011 [3 favorites] Hoppy Howlidays!posted by schyler523 at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2011 Kitties might have Santa Claws!posted by xingcat at 7:16 PM on September 12, 2011 [1 favorite] have a barky new year!posted by nadawi at 7:22 PM on September 12, 2011 Meow bring us some figgy pudding.posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 7:22 PM on September 12, 2011 [1 favorite] "Fleas" Navidad!posted by easilyamused at 7:42 PM on September 12, 2011 [10 favorites] ferret in a new year! gerbil bells! dog rest ewe meowy gentlemouseposted by nadawi at 7:46 PM on September 12, 2011 Furry Christmas!posted by Kloryne at 7:56 PM on September 12, 2011 Pet the cat and walk the doggie Fa la la la la, la la la la Don't let either chew the holly Fa la la la la, la la la la [then it fell apart as I tried to figure out what to rhyme with "tissue paper" and "diving"]posted by amtho at 8:38 PM on September 12, 2011 ""Fleas" Navidad!" "Furry Christmas!" I was gonna split the difference and go with "Furries Navidad" But holiday song titles/lyrics would prove bountiful for this sorta thing. Follow ROMPRescue . I bet he's pissed that I beat him to it. :)posted by librarianamy at 4:38 AM on September 13, 2011 Deck the halls with boughs of COLLIE (and a picture of a collie dog on a wall, ensconced in ivy, wearing a santa hat) We Three KING CHALRES SPANIELS (and a picture of three King Charles Spaniels dressed as the magi) O TenenPOMeranian (and a picture of a Christmas tree completely covered in Pomeranians, just completely fucking strewn with dozens of Pomeranians, just Pomeranians all over the fucking place, jumping off the tree, running toward the viewer, a veritable flood of awesome pomeranians)posted by Greg Nog at 9:17 AM on September 13, 2011 Older But I know they're not Lost in the Trees How dangerous is horseback riding, comparatively? Newer This thread is closed to new comments. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was looking for the holiday spirit. What do you call a can wearing a Christmas hat? A Merry Can (American) Why was Santa cast in a musical? Because he had stage presents (presence). What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies ? Snowballs. How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ? Olive ? Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names" Knock Knock! Whos there? Mary and Abby! Mary and Abby who? Mary christmas and a Abby new year. What do you call cutting down a Christmas tree? Christmas Chopping. .. Why doesn't Santa have any children ? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake. November 13, 2008 Tags pet christmas pun joke Share Twitter Facebook . Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ? Because the snowblower was coming down the block. What did the snowman eat? Icebergs with chilli sauce. cf4ac695ea

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